I really need a new swimming suit. My old one is ancient and the elastic is all dried out and cracking. The pool is calling (I mean, omg, there's a pool at our apartment complex!), but I can't go in...not without getting arrested.
I really need a new computer keyboard...one that is perfect. Unfortunately they don't make one of those. I want the Kinesis keyboard (with a few changes), but with the HP Elite buttons. Sigh.
I need a stand for my laptop so it's not sitting on a cardboard box that was crapped on by cockroaches in the basement of our house in Eville. Why can't they make the kind of stand I need and why can't brick and mortar stores carry said stands so I can look at them and try them?
I could use a new printer - ink jet 3-in-1...wireless...one that doesn't think there is no paper in it when there really is.
While I'm at it, how about some new clothes? Some nice, flowy, light-weight summer pants and some new t-shirts that don't say "Old Songs Festival" on them (don't get me wrong, I love me some Old Songs shirts, but when you wear them every day people start to wonder...)
How about sending a bigger 2nd bedroom/office my way? Then I'd have room to think and move around amongst all the stuff. Or maybe just another big closet? The bathtub in the 2nd bathroom is ok for holding some stuff, but it's really not ideal.
A new desk chair would be welcome...one with an adjustable seat and back in addition to the height.....no arms, please.
And:
Dear Dish Fairy,
I know you exist. Why do you never come to our house?
Love,
Hannah
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