At Holiday world there is a rollercoaster named "The Legend." When you wait in line to board it, they give you the option of getting in a line for the rear seat only, thereby increasing your coaster chaos potential. Brian and I so opted. Just as you pull away from the station, one of the workers says, "It's purple, it's fast, it's really a blast. Ride the Legend." Her clever poetry inspired this haiku:
Legend is purple
Brian screamed the whole damn way
Rear seat only please
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